Your friendly neighborhood spider demon kitty!
Fully e”quip”ped with ammo for days!
You say anything, and I’ll quip something right backatcha!
You better hope you’re not my prey or you’ll find yourself trapped in my web of relentless assault of stupid jokes and comments!
Floof, I love being me, there’s no one who can oppose me today!
(Except someone like maybe Shay or Kei)