Enigma
About me:
They said I was shady
But that is a lady
They said I was crazy
But I don't seem hazy
They said I liked being weird
But I don't have a beard
Pears and turtles are both green
But I don't have a spleen
I don't know when I'll halt
I might be an alt
I don't know if there's a stigma
But I'm an enigma